Positive Monday Hailings!
IN HOUSE MEMO
I salute everybody…..Summer is over soon over here, in fact Tuesday is the last day of holiday …..When is holiday over in the Country you are in?I also heard on the roadio that we only have a few warm days left and i dont know what to feel cos the cold that is loading is not childsplay at all…..
Any way how are you? Have a beautiful rest of the day and remember that every miracle has a process, do not announce it before it is ripe and matures…..
Warm hugs….
Thanks to those who nicely point out my typos, I am always shocked when i see it…..I will be checking properly now before posting….And check after posting..
Those who threw insults when they see my typos, I thank you too and pray you are also insulted when you make mistakes in anything you are doing…You no go escape am…lol
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MADAM AMEBO CORNER
Good day Stella, how e be?
E get one Bobo wey everybody know as womanizer, infact he can sleep with anything in skirt including goat and he’s so bad on bed (please don’t ask me how I knew).
He traveled one Christmas and slept with his town girl, some months after, the girl took her family to meet his , they said he got their daughter pregnant and they’re those tribe that loves marrying people from same tribe with them,
He was so happy, he sent money home, took care of her till she put to birth a very cute son, we no come de hear word, he later paid her dowry, they got married, he took her home to his base in Benin republic.
Years passed without her getting pregnant again, they’ve tried everything humanly possible but nothing has worked, the boy is 10yrs old now but no sibling yet, Oga has a habit of throwing shades up and down, na so one girl tell am say he married an olosho village girl who hooked him with another man’s son that he’s incapable of impregnating anyone.
He shaa told the girl some ugly words too but you know as a human being na, at the odd hours the words woke him up and different thoughts came to play.
Na so marriage joy turn to bitterness, he changed drastically and was always looking at the boy to see if there’s anything about him that shows he is not his but nothing showed.
He went to his elder brother about his suspicion and he advised they go for a DNA test, he took himself and the boy to the hospital.
Days later, result came out and he found out that the child is not his own, he’s been raising another man’s son for 10yrs. he became very furious, came home and told the wife that she should go home to her parents, that he will bring his people to her family to resolve issues when he’s ready, to clear his doubts, he took the samples again to another hospital and it was confirmed that the boy is not his own.
The woman left, I bet she already knows why, so she went home, they stayed for about 2wks and this man didn’t show up, she remarried the father of her baby and returned bride-price to the man’s family, the thing come de shock everybody.
They called Oga and told him that his wife remarried, he flew to the village only to find out that this woman has been in contact with the village shop-owner/baby Daddy, he knows that another man is raising his son, his son too also knows that the new husband is his real father while the other guy was helping to raise him since he’s very rich.
This guy has been very devastated and suicidal, he said he didn’t believe that such a small girl could have such a mean mindset,
I told him that those girls he made to cry and abort pregnancies (according to his narrative) might not be happy with him and might’ve wished him evil, he said he did test and they told him that his biro is very active but why he couldn’t get his wife pregnant was a mystery, I too couldn’t unravel it but i shaa know say such woman fit do family planning cos she had plans.
I begged him to move on….
He said he’s done with women and marriage, well if you ask me, I for advice he tries one more time, who knows, e fit work.
He can judge all his pain to me but he no fit propose to me (Hahaha)….
What i was eating fell down when i got the message…Haahahahhahahahahahaaaaaahahahaha ,y belle oooooooooooooooooooooooo.MadAM AMEBO you don gbensh the man and you say e no sabi, why you want make he propose? Anyway if you be fan of actor Yul you fit take him advice and propose to the man..Hahahahhahahahha
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PINKYS CORNER
On the 16th of this month was a friend’s natal day. I called him to wish him well then he said he wants us to go out around 6:30pm . I told him no wahala. He should call me once he was ready. He did as discussed and we all left. We were about 6. We decided to go flex at a small bar …..
There is a road behind the road we took that leads to sabo. Immediately Keke dropped us, we saw a man naked (this was around 7pm). He was calling for help. He said “please help me, I’m not mad, I need a clothe to put on”. My friends knew I will want to give in and they pulled my hand but my mind was telling me to hear him out.
I left my friends and went to the man. Guess what happened . The man is a bike man. He took two passengers to that area and the people he took robbed him. They collected the bike from him, took his phone and his money and asked him to pull off. They went with his clothes. I was surprised when he explained. Then I called on my friends to come help out. We asked him where he stays and he told us. I went to the next road to get Keke man. We booked him and he took myself and the man to his house. That was how I didn’t join in the enjoyment galore.
When we got to his house, I entered and gently told the wife what happened and she took a short and a top which the man put on before getting down. We paid the keke man and he left.
The man and I began to talk. He said, after they have robbed him of his things and the bike. The second guy told his friend that, its either they stab him or naked him if not, he might want to shout once they leave. That was how he began to pull off even before they instructed him. And truly, someone who is naked cannot run after a thief else, they will think he is mad.
We joked about it and he thanked me. The wife went inside to bring the husband food and the husband said, the food should be given to me. I respectfully declined and appreciated his kind gesture.
We talked and laughed about the issue and you could see from his actions that, everything they took from him wasn’t his problem but he was so happy be alive. The man stays in a room with his wife and has only two kids who are in higher institution.
It’s funny but so crazy. These days, the issue of collecting people’s bike is becoming rampant in Ibadan. Its either the rider is been stabbed on his neck or they put aboliki in their face. I don’t know what this country is turning into ooooo …. Let’s be prayerful and watchful abeg.
I have always he2ard that Bike’s are stolen and those days in Naija eeeeeh, I was always afriad to take Bike with anyone else, its only me or you forget it, I no dey shift for anyone…….Thank God for the man oh.
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SUNDAY FACTS ON MONDAY
—Being alive is the biggest evidence, don’t let anybody pressure you.
—Smiling can make you look younger.
—Those stars and colors you see when you rub your eyes are called phosphenes.
—Scientists say the brain purposely forgets certain memories in order to avoid information overload, and emotional hangovers.
—If you suspect someone is following you, take four right turns. If they’re still behind you, they’re following you.
—The plural term for “nieces and nephews” is “niblings.”
—Negaholics are people who become addicted to self-doubt and negativity. They find the bad in most things and are hardly ever satisfied.
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